I would like to give a shout-out to JT for introducing me to StatCounter.com. The following things are most intriguing to me about my blog stats:

1. I have more visitors than I thought I did.

2. I have had two visitors from Spain (woohoo for Spain!)

3. And best of all, 61.5% of my visitors stay at my blog for less than 5 seconds.

So, thank you all for visiting my blog. If you're reading this right now, you've probably stayed more than 5 seconds, so you better hurry up and check out another site...might I suggest one of my links to the right.

Also, Kim has asked me to tweak my tone a bit as I write. I'm not exactly sure what she's talking about, but I will take this opportunity to apologize to Saddam Hussein for my lack of respect for his hunger strike (see below). Sorry man, best of luck at your trial.